Laughtous

There is this girl, she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend she says, “you mother f*ck!ng @$$h0le!” Just then jill, that’s the little girl, interrupts them talking and blurts out, “Big Sis,what does @$$hole mean? The girl surprised by the question,says, BOYFRIEND! O…

“We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?” “Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!” A police o…

A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After a little while he speaks up, “Hey bartender, want to hear a blonde joke?” A hush falls across the bar. The woman to his left responds, “you’re blind, so it’s only far that you know this. The bartender is a 30 year old blonde woman. The woman …

The chieftain quickly figured the voluntary doctor from Europe might be to blame. So the chieftain asked him to talk in his tent. Chieftain: “Today my wife gave birth to a white child. She and I are dark skinned. You are white. It doesn’t take a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!” The doctor r…

A WIFE WITH 7TH SENSE A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. 80 could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & l‘ll swing …