A blind man walks into a bar. He
sits down, and orders a drink.
After a little while he speaks up,
“Hey bartender, want to hear a
blonde joke?”

A hush falls across the bar. The
woman to his left responds,
“you’re blind, so it’s only far that
you know this. The bartender is a
30 year old blonde woman. The
woman to your right is a blonde
alligator wrestler. I am a blonde
professional wrestler. The woman
next to me is a blonde cop. Are
you sure you still want to say that
joke?” The blind man thinks for a

bit, but then he responds, “Nah,
not if I’m going to have to explain
it four fucking times!”